So I’m probably going to create a new blag for my ink poisoning project. Keep an eye out.

For those that don’t know just go to facebook because it’s awesome. I draw on my hands with many ballpoint pens. And sometimes my legs and feet and hips.

ashleyserena:

I want one. Dang it hair, grow thickly.

ngl I think the closer two people are, the meaner they are to each other. also prepare for office spam.

fyeahpdp:

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White guy with glasses and light shadow wearing a sweat shirt over a button down and short black hair. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms.
Top text: “oh, you’re dating a boy ” Bottom text: “so you’re straight now.”]

Story of my fucking life

littlemonsterharrypotter:

holymotherofhnng:

rhettbutler:

iamthehalf-bloodprincess:

nevillelongbottomm:

shanyewest:

oh my god

i cannot stop laughing

this is worse than dancing crazy by miranda cosgrove

the music industry is going down the drain…

i have died. this bitch.

I AM DEAD. WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF WAS THIS? THE WAY SHE SAYS FRIDAY. OMG.

Oh dear lord this is awful lol

Wait this is legit?

I don’t want to see that shit on my dashboard. Shove it up your ass and leave it there. Thinspiration photos are sick. You’re not going to get that skinny by exercising and eating healthily. You’re going to get that skinny by hauling your body over a toilet bowl after every 200 calories. 

Use the mirror as your goddamn thinspiration. You won’t ever like your body if you are using someone else’s as a comparison point. You want to be hot? Work out, by all means. Eat celery and carrots and shit all day. Look at yourself every single goddamn morning until you like what you see.

But don’t put irresponsible photographic shit of bulimic models on your tumblr as thinspiration. Who knows which of your followers is going to be a goddamn survivor and will be set over the edge from that shit. Accountability, hotness, lost weight, decency, and personality all start with you, end with you, and involve no one but you.

hnng-:

siandolan:

bkc1124xo:

shotswithme:

lifeasajellyfish:

songsofasinner:

filthyslut:

tumblrisforlulz:

jesseeisenbergscats:

$5 i win

I only got $0.50 (ate yourself a whole thing of oreos) :(((((((((((((((((

 $36.50

$27 .. yeah im a real badass.

 $81. Holy fuck I need to slow the fuck down.

77.50 haha

 74.50. jesus h christ. hahaha

$81.50 hahaha

$81 lawlll

$49. harhar